So January is nearly over so it's time for me to update the schedule for the blog for the next three months or so. I've decided to make these updates a monthly, coming out on the final Sunday of each month and encompassing the next three months with changes made from what I was able to get through each month.
Jan 31-Feb 6
Legacy
Four to Doomsday
Theatre of War (novel)
Earthshock
Theatre of War (audio)
Feb 7-13
All-Consuming Fire (novel)
The Web Planet
All-Consuming Fire (audio)
The Tomb of the Cybermen
Blood Harvest
Feb 14-20
Goth Opera
Love and Monsters
Strange England
The Ark in Space
Feb 21-27
First Frontier
Arc of Infinity
Evolution
The Deadly Assassin
Feb 28-March 6
St. Anthony's Fire
The Time Monster
Venusian Lullaby
The Seeds of Doom
Falls the Shadow
March 7-13
The Crystal Bucephalus
The Horns of Nimon
Parasite
The Power of the Daleks
March 14-20
State of Change
The Underwater Menace
Warlock
Inferno
March 21-27
The Romance of Crime (novel)
The Sensorites
The Romance of Crime (audio)
Set Piece
The Eleventh Hour
The Ghosts of N-Space
March 28-April 2
Infinite Requiem
Warriors of the Deep
Time of Your Life
The Web of Fear
Sanctuary
The Curse of the Black Spot
Dancing the Code
Dalek
April 3-9
Human Nature (novel)
Human Nature (TV Story)
The King's Demons
The Menagerie
Terror of the Zygons
April 10-16
Original Sin (novel)
The Doctor, The Widow and the Wardrobe
System Shock
Bad Wolf/The Parting of the Ways
April 17-23
Sky Pirates!
Paradise Towers
The Sorcerer's Apprentice
The War Games
Zamper
April 24-30
Invasion of the Cat People
Meglos
Toy Soldiers
The Robots of Death
Nightshade (audio)*
*A review of the audio adaptation of Nightshade, while placed in the last week of April shall be most likely written the week the audio is released*
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Sunday, January 31, 2016
Friday, January 29, 2016
Tragedy Day by: Gareth Roberts: Peace for One Day and One Day Only
Gareth Roberts has always
been a bit of a mixed bag for me. I love
the two audio plays he did for Big Finish coauthored by Clayton Hickman, but I thought his
TV work was always lacking in the creativity department. Usually it isn’t below average, but that
doesn’t make it anything special.
Tragedy Day is his second novel and is a vastly different style of novel
to the previous The Highest Science. While
The Highest Science is flat out Douglas Adams style comedy, Tragedy Day tries
to be Mel Brooks style satire, making fun of story tropes while still cracking
jokes. On this front the novel really
fails as the subjects that Tragedy Day is trying to satirize isn’t very
clear. I guess it’s mainly poking fun at
the people who act like they care for the poor, but in reality aren’t along
with sitcom tropes and compliance to the government. But by the final two chapters all that gets
lost in a plot about a piece of red glass, assassins and an order of evil space
priests which only really connects to the short prologue of the story.
The plot sees the Doctor,
Ace and Benny arrive on the planet Olleril which is ruled by the Supreme One
and everyone is obsessed with television sitcoms and the annual Tragedy Day
where everyone takes care of the poor people of the planet. The empire also sends several people off to
an area where they get massacred by genetically engineered Slaags which will
eat anything. Now during the beginning
of the novel, Roberts really handles the Doctor, Ace and Benny well. They really feel like a continuation of the
end of their experiences in No Future but that doesn’t last very long as Ace is
sent off to a colony island where colonists want to rebel and have chosen the
son of an alien assassin as their god. From
here to the end of the novel Ace’s characterization takes a nosedive as she
becomes just as insufferable as many fans found her during the run of the
Virgin New Adventures. She is incredibly
standoffish and a nuisance throughout the novel. Roberts nearly makes up for this poor
characterization with an excellent characterization of Benny, but in the plot
of the novel there is really no reason for her to be there except to let the
Doctor have someone to talk to.
The supporting characters
are also really bland mainly because there are about fifty different characters
named and it is really difficult to keep up with who exactly is who over the
course of the novel. It’s a shame that a
novel that includes a giant spider human hybrid assassin is extremely dull as
he has no character. Roberts also is
trying to satirize tropes by falling into those tropes which you really cannot
do if you are doing a satire. Some of
the jokes Roberts has in the story do work well enough even with these problems
and for the most part the pacing is enough to keep the timing going. Some of the funny moments is the main villain
and his plan as it is just to insane not to think of as hilarious, I won’t give
it away but it involves television and mind control. Then Chapter 16 happens when the plot is
basically solved and the Doctor has to go to the evil space priests to defeat
them and it drags on and on for three more chapters. That plot thread finishes by using a plot
device that would kill anything so it causes a lot of problems and it took me
way too long to finish up the novel.
To summarize, Tragedy Day
is a story that drips with good ideas with some of them leading to comedic
moments. Sadly a lot of the story
happens to fall flat with bad pacing and basically pulling a Timelash by
creating a secondary villain after the first was defeated. The characters are boring or unlikable and
any enjoyment is simply from the craziness of the actual story. 35/100
Monday, January 25, 2016
No Future by: Paul Cornell: Just Bending the Laws of Time
Ah, Paul Cornell, the
writer of two of the best early Virgin New Adventures and now he’s back to wrap
up the Alternate History Cycle in his third novel, No Future. Comparing No Future to Cornell’s other work
it is definitely the weakest of the three, but saying that it is still a really
good novel that continues the streak of good novels that the Alternate History
Cycle brought to us, bar The Dimension Riders which sticks out like a sore
thumb. But I’m not here to talk about
the Alternate History Cycle, but No Future.
No Future sees the Doctor, Ace and Benny land in 1976 where the
Brigadier doesn’t seem to remember who the Doctor was and even has hired a new
scientific advisor while there is an alien invasion on amidst punk rock, Benny
being in a band and Ace betraying the Doctor and working for an enemy from the
distant past who has meddled too much.
No Future is a novel that
continues from the tense ending of Conundrum only to ramp up the tension as anyone
can actually die and the Laws of Time don’t matter as one of the three enemies
of this story is Artemis, one of the Chronovores, who lives outside of time so
Cornell could do whatever he wants. Ok
so he doesn’t do any of that and I will go into some of the problems that
brings about later on, but just knowing that it could happen is enough to keep
tension going. The Doctor has to
confront what he does over the course of his novel and ask himself if his meddling
is any better than the meddling of our primary villain, Mortimus also known as
The Meddling Monk. They do the same
thing, changing future into the way they see it should be and often cause some
of the same damages, so the conflict between the two of them is some of the
best that I’ve seen from the Virgin New Adventures and is up there with his
confrontations with the Master throughout the Pertwee era and The Deadly
Assassin. The way Cornell decides to
resolve the conflict is also great as Mortimus does what he does with the fatal
flaw of hubris whilst the Doctor is doing it because there is injustice in the
universe that he needs to fight. This is
apparent during the climax of the novel where Mortimu has become powerless and
his meddling has spiraled out of his control.
Moving on we have the
character of Benny. In this novel,
Cornell doesn’t know what to do with Benny and he knows full well, even
commenting on how she hasn’t had much to do with this story. So he lets her serve the purpose of comic
relief which is honestly for the best considering a lot of this novel parodies
Doctor Who as a whole and the Virgin New Adventures in particular with a cameo
from Professor X and his TASID. Benny’s
characterization is honestly the best it’s been throughout the novels and even
within the background she has some great dialogue and witty responses to
situations.
Now with Benny taking a
backseat in this novel, Ace is able to take center stage where we get the novel’s
glaring problems. No Future shows signs
of being a novel where Ace is to sacrifice herself, content that the Doctor has
been there to help her and not harm her.
This novel wraps up her character arc and makes her more content with
the Doctor’s meddling in her affairs and it would be great if she left. Instead she cops out and resolves the plot
with some clever wordplay keeping the Chronovore trapped. She betrays the Doctor to help the Monk who
is just as bad as the Doctor in the manipulation department, praying on her
love of Jan from Love and War, and treating her like his own personal pet. Her development into appreciating the Doctor
is so perfect she should have left it here and Benny should have become the
sole companion. That said I still love
Ace to bits as a character and I hope they find some other way to develop her
in forthcoming novels.
The supporting characters
of this novel are of course the UNIT Family reunited with the Brigadier, Benton
and Mike Yates all together again for one last adventure. For them this takes place after Terror of the
Zygons and you can really tell how their glory days are over as new people are
going up in the ranks. They are definitely
at their best in the first third of the novel where they act like they don’t
know who the Doctor is as you see exactly how harsh UNIT can be. It is also a great way to introduce the
tertiary villains of the piece, the Vardans, those tin foil aliens from The
Invasion of Time. Unlike their
appearance in The Invasion of Time they are an actual threat here, even if
Cornell continues to point out how asinine the Vardans were for being fooled by
the Sontarans. The only other character
who actually gets some good development is Danny Pain who is the person the
Doctor was sent looking for at the end of Conundrum. He’s best when he’s with Benny. Their best scene is when they wake up naked
in the same bed which is just one hilarious gag after another.
To summarize No Future is
a story that gets to see the evolution of characters from way back in the Third
Doctor era and some great development for Ace.
There is a great story and the villains are some of the most complex
since those in Blood Heat. The Doctor
and Benny have some of their best development even when Benny is shoved in the
background. The only problem is that it
misses a lot of the opportunities with Ace’s development, yet is still able to
wrap up the Alternate History Cycle in a near perfect way. 80/100.
Sunday, January 24, 2016
The Five Doctors by: Terrance Dicks directed by: Peter Moffatt: Only For The Gravest of Emergencies
The Five Doctors stars
Peter Davison, Jon Pertwee, Patrick Troughton, Richard Hurndall, Tom Baker and
William Hartnell as the Doctor, Janet Fielding as Tegan Jovanka, Mark Strickson
as Vislor Turlough, Carole Ann Ford as Susan Foreman, Nicholas Courtney as
Brigadier Lethebridge-Stewart, Elisabeth Sladen as Sarah Jane Smith with
Anthony Ainley as the Master, Philip Latham as Borusa, Richard Matthews as
Rassilon, Paul Jerricho as the Castellan, David Banks as the Cyber Leader, Mark
Hardy as the Cyber Lieutenant, John Scott Martin as Dalek Operator and Dalek
voices by Roy Skelton. This story
features cameos from Lalla Ward as Romana, John Leeson as the Voice of K-9, Richard
Franklin as Captain Mike Yates, Caroline John as Dr. Liz Shaw, Frazer Hines as
Jamie McCrimmon, and Wendy Padbury as Zoe Heriot. The story was written by Terrance Dicks,
directed by Peter Moffatt, with Eric Saward as Script Editor and John
Nathan-Turner as Producer. The story was
broadcast on 25 November 1983 to commemorate Doctor Who’s Twentieth
Anniversary on BBC One.
Now with those many
credits someone new to Doctor Who may think that The Five Doctors would be a
cluttered mess of a story, but anyone who has seen any Doctor Who will
recognize at once that it is written by Terrance Dicks. Dicks by this point has written several
Doctor Who stories along with most of the Doctor Who Target Novelizations, and
is often regarded as one of the best who writers, so of course he was a shoe in
for this job. Of course he masters it as
he is often to do. The plot sees the
Doctor’s four past selves being plucked right out of time and are dropped right
into the Death Zone on Gallifrey, an archaic arena full of monstrous aliens
from the Doctor’s past, which four of the five incarnations of the Doctor have
to defeat until they get to the Dark Tower which holds the Tomb of Rassilon to
win the Game of Rassilon. This allows us
to have three plotlines play out separately as we get pieces of the puzzle as to
who is behind all this until they meet up in the room where Rassilon’s casket
is for a final confrontation with an old friend. While I won’t give away who the villain is,
as it is a brilliant reveal and the way the Doctor’s get out of the problem
they’re in is really clever.
Now to get down to the
nitty gritty of the story almost all the acting is perfect as each character
has some great dialogue and works well out of each other. I especially love Richard Hurndall’s interpretation
of William Hartnell’s First Doctor, which shines through best when he is
working off the other Doctor’s or during the scenes he has in the TARDIS with
Susan, Tegan and Turlough. Patrick
Troughton and Nicholas Courtney also get some of their best interaction as they
are being the old friends who haven’t seen each other for years, just to be
reunited for a short period of time while they won’t be able to see each other
again. They get to have some of the best
comedy as the Brigadier is basically the screaming companion who gets himself
into danger often with the Cybermen and the Yeti. Elisabeth Sladen is also great minus the
horrid outfit she was put in, but Dicks missed a trick in not having her meet
the Fifth Doctor to confront why she was left in Aberdeen and not in South
Croydon. The weakest of the main cast
here is actually Mark Strickson as Turlough as here he really doesn’t have any
character and is just dragged around as Dicks doesn’t know what to do with
him. Strickson also is incredibly hammy
in his acting method.
With the supporting cast,
Anthony Ainley and Philip Latham are the definite show stealers, with Ainley
giving his goofiest Master and shines when he tries to get the Third Doctor to
trust him and when he meets with the High Council of the Time Lords. Philip Latham is also great as Borusa in his
fourth form we’ve seen, living up to his other incarnations’ portrayals and
elevating the character to new heights through Dicks’ great script. The other Time Lords in this story suffer
from the Master and Borusa with the exception of the Castellan, who is way too
over the top for his own good (Not the Mind Probe) or too subtle to distinguish
from other Time Lords in similar roles (Flavia reminds me way too much as The
Inquisitor from Trial of a Time Lord). That
said Rassilon here is much better than Timothy Dalton’s portrayal in The End of
Time.
The biggest problems with
this story is its direction. The story
goes that John Nathan-Turner wanted to get Douglas Camfield to direct this
story and he had agreed to do it, but had fallen too ill to do the story. He would die a year later. With that plan fallen through, who did
Nathan-Turner get for direction? He got
the worst director in the show’s history, Peter Moffatt. While Moffatt doesn’t do his worst job here,
he isn’t very good either. A lot of the
shots stay in a wide shot while the story should really cut to close up. He also lingers on some shots for way too
long. I also hear that John Nathan-Turner
also took over direction for this story, and you can easily guess when he took
over the duties. To summarize The Five
Doctors has a great script with some great actors, but is let down by poor
direction. The story is the quintessential
Anniversary story, despite its flaws. It
is one of those stories that every Doctor Who fan should see before they call
themselves a fan even though my score isn’t 100/100. I give it an 85/100.
Friday, January 22, 2016
Conundrum by: Steve Lyons: Into the Woods You Have to Go
Once upon a time there was a Doctor
Who fan, and this Doctor Who fan had one of his earliest classic serials be the
Patrick Troughton story The Mind Robber.
The Mind Robber quickly became one of the stories he would return to as
it was a fanciful dive into another dimension where every fictional character
was real and reality could be altered by the uttering of words and the power of
the mind. And over this land ruled its
Master, a human as humans create the best stories and he was eventually set
free by the brave Doctor and his companions never to return to that land. The End, or so he thought as on a cold winter’s
night that fan opened a book starring the good Doctor and two companions this
time five incarnations after the initial visit that returned to this Land with
new companions to face the stories a second time, but this time everything was
changed.
This
mystical land was now under new management from a human child who knows how to
write stories and acting as the fan’s narrator through the story, as events
were manipulated in what the fan thought was a unique twist on the standard
third-person narrative. The masterful
scribe of this story put it in with perfect aplomb the fan discussed as he
progressed through the pages, holding on to every word that the master scribe
Steve Lyons placed on the pages of the shortened novel. Master Lyons was dutiful in allowing for the
comedy in the Land as the absurdities of this new Master of the Land takes out
his largest words in fight against the good Doctor and the empowered Dorothy and
the cynical Bernice as they investigate the murders committed in the snowy and
quaint village of Arandale. Master Lyons
worked his hardest on crafting the masterful mystery to keep the novel moving
and of course the good Doctor succeeds in the end and the Doctor Who fan had
been satisfied. The End.
Ok, I’m going back to
normal prose as I can’t integrate everything I’d like to say without having to
break the fourth wall several more times.
So as the tale that opened this review I am a big fan of the story The
Mind Robber and when I heard that Conundrum was a sequel to The Mind Robber, I
was slightly apprehensive. As I haven’t
heard anything about Steve Lyons as this is his debut novel I was a bit
apprehensive as how this story would go over.
Again in the tale that opened the review I admit I was wrong in my apprehension
as Conundrum is one of the best Virgin New Adventures and continues the streak
of high quality. The story that the
Master of the Land of Fiction has concocted for the Doctor to solve is great at
revealing enough and not enough to keep it going strong as you question exactly
how much you are missing. This is
considering that Lyons has the Master withhold pieces of information from the
reader just enough so that you can figure out what the Doctor already
knows. The plot is very comic book like
as there is a superhero powered by a radiation which is basically magic who has
to defeat his arch-nemesis aptly called Doctor Nemesis who is evil for evil’s
sake. These characters are obvious
pastiches of the Batman television series with Adam West smashed together with
an evil vampire-like murder mystery. Of
course it isn’t vampires as they already exist in the Doctor Who Universe.
What Lyons gets down best
are the characters of Ace and Benny as they both have to figure out where they
are as they interact with the fictional characters. This is especially great as you get some
intentionally forgettable characters as Lyons refuses to describe them in any
detail and Ace and Benny fill in the details.
This allows for some great comedy as the Doctor reveals how they don’t
know many people here. I also feel that
Lyons was thorough in connecting the story down to the arc as we are left with
clues to who is behind the manipulation and who led the TARDIS back into the
Land of Fiction. Honestly this book is
nearly perfect with no real flaws that I can see. 100/100
Wednesday, January 20, 2016
The Left-Handed Hummingbird by: Kate Orman: That Power Would Set Me Among The Gods
After watching every
Doctor Who story televised so far and several audio dramas I came up with a
theory that when Doctor Who is written by a woman and there is little to no
executive interference it is going to be a great story. The only stories written by women that have
been bad were Daleks in Manhattan/Evolution of the Daleks and The Woman Who
Lived which both had interference from the showrunner. I’m talking about this because The
Left-Handed Hummingbird is the first Virgin New Adventure written by a woman
and it fits in with my theory very nicely.
Kate Orman’s debut novel involves an alien device that has fallen to
Earth in the time of the Aztecs causing a genetic mutation to amplify the
powers of the brain to a select few with a genetic mutation. It has infected an Aztec warrior, the titular
Hummingbird, who has been able to extend his life indefinitely and it is up to
the Doctor, Ace and Benny along with Christian Alvarez to stop him from taking
over the world.
The first thing that
strikes you about this novel is just how much of an expansive tale this
is. Much like Cat’s Cradle: Warhead, the
setting is always changing location and time as we see the Hummingbird’s origins
to his eventual defeat. Once the story
gets going around page ten it doesn’t stop for air as the Doctor continues to
change his plans as he works out the mystery of the note Christian left him in
1994. The story implements what the Third
Doctor said about straight lines not being the most interesting way to get to
two points as there are diversions that lead the Doctor astray. Now this would normally be a problem in a
story, but they do eventually come together and tie back into the plot. They also allow Orman to explore the
character of Ace and Bernice as she switches to other people’s perspectives at
different times. Explore she does as we
really get inside the companions’ heads as they are both put through a ringer
psychologically from hallucinations to violent outbursts. Orman also puts in some great comedic moments
between the Doctor, Ace and Benny, my favorite being when the Doctor calls for
a conference which brings up images of the three of them huddling together
while Christian looks on in confusion.
The villain of this piece
is the titular Hummingbird who much like the titular character in Dracula doesn’t really appear much until
the end of the novel, but his presence is felt.
This is especially in apparent during the sequences taking place in the
time of the Aztecs. The climax where he
is defeated is also great as the tension is ramped up and the setting is
shifted to the Titanic on that night in April when it was sunk. Christian is also a really good supporting
character as you see him grow and shrink when we meet him at different points
in his time stream.
If I had to complain
about this novel is that the constant changing perspectives can be extremely
confusing especially when it happens in the middle of a page. The other supporting characters are a bit
bland with the exception of Lieutenant Macbeth who ends up capturing and
torturing the Doctor for information and tying into the plot. Macbeth is where most of Orman’s energy went
when writing the novel’s middle sections.
To summarize The Left-Handed Hummingbird is an amazing novel with a near
perfect blend of comedy and drama with some great tension and character interaction
that falls flat with its supporting characters and has a few too many
diversions within its plot. 90/100
Monday, January 18, 2016
Delta and the Bannermen by: Malcolm Kholl directed by: Chris Clough: Not the Bees!
Delta and the Bannermen
stars Sylvester McCoy as the Doctor and Bonnie Langford as Mel Bush with
Belinda Mayne as Delta, Don Henderson as Gavrok and Sara Griffiths as Ray. It was written by Malcolm Kholl, directed by
Chris Clough, with Andrew Cartmel as Script Editor and John Nathan-Turner as
Producer. The story was broadcast on
Mondays in three weekly parts from the 2nd to the 9th
November 1987 on BBC One.
This is the twenty-fifth
worst story as voted on in the 2014 Doctor Who Magazine Poll and I would argue
that it deserves to be even lower than that.
The story, even though it is just a three part story, has some extreme
padding with a cast of ten plus at least thirty extras that could be cut in
half to be a cast of five main characters with maybe fifteen extras. Malcolm Kholl does not know how to write for
characters as he is trying to make this a space opera and a love story, but to
do both of those things you need to be able to do one thing, make the
characters interesting so we can understand their motivations. The characters here are as dull as a lead
pipe. They also don’t act rationally
throughout the entire story with the exception of Bonnie Langford as Mel who
actually is pretty decent in this story.
You know that something is wrong when Mel is the best character in your
story. Sylvester McCoy is obviously
trying his hardest in this story, but the Doctor doesn’t do anything in this
story except pop in to remind you that he is in the story. While that may seem like it’s like one of the
Virgin New Adventures, what the novels do is make the Doctor be doing stuff
behind the scenes while here he is doing nothing except near the end of Part
Two where he gets a great speech just before the cliffhanger.
Now I said that this
story was trying to be a love story, which occurs between Delta, who is
basically a humanoid alien bee, and Billy a biker from the 1950s. While that is a weird pairing it could easily
work if there was good chemistry. Sadly
Belinda Mayne and David Kinder look like two children in a school play who don’t
know the first thing about acting. The romance
isn’t helped by the script which has them glance at each other and suddenly
they have fallen in love. What makes the
romance worse is that Billy eats some magic alien bee juice to turn him into
one of the Chimeron’s so he can get in bed with Delta. The romance also doesn’t work for the reason
of what we know about the Chimeron life cycle is that every 24 hours they gain
about ten years on their life, making Delta about two days old. Yes Billy is shortening his life by several
decades to be with a woman whom he’s met for a day and will die in about a
week. But it wouldn’t be a romance story
without a really forced love triangle and the third wheel is Ray, Billy’s
childhood friend who is obviously smitten with the man for no real reason. Sara Griffiths is trying her hardest to come
across as vulnerable, but it just doesn’t work as the script is too weak to
actually carry a love triangle. It also
turns out that Ray would have become a companion even though outside of the
forced triangle she doesn’t do much within the story.
The story is also trying
to be an action space opera with the evil Bannermen, who are not a real threat,
as led by the insidious Gavrok. Gavrok
is a really boring villain who is just evil for evil’s sake. He is trying to commit genocide but doesn’t
have any motivation to do so that is stated on screen as we are told that he is
evil. He is played by Don Henderson who
cannot act his way out of a paper bag.
He is just mugging for the camera and oddly delivering his lines. The Bannermen are also extremely awful as in
the way; to intimidate you by sticking their tongues out and hissing which isn’t
intimidating. Also with these villains
there is a ton of mood whiplash where you have the tone being all comedic and
suddenly half the cast is blown up near the end of Part Two.
Now there are also four
or five other characters who are extremely boring and really are there to get
from Point A to Point B in the story.
There are two Americans who do nothing, a Beekeeper who acts all
mysterious but is just a way for Malcolm Kholl to be pretentious, the bus
driver who is annoying, and a toll master who has a grading voice. All these people are awful as the story keeps
shifting locations with different characters at different places which can be
cut out completely and you won’t really miss anything.
The direction for this
serial was done by Chris Clough who did five other stories in the late
1980s. Sadly this is not one of his best
direction efforts as he can’t seem to work around some of the tiny sets making
some of the actors look like they don’t have good peripheral vision and some of
the shots look really badly put together.
He also doesn’t know where to put music correctly as at points the music
is way too comical causing some of the crazy mood whiplash.
To summarize Delta and
the Bannermen is a story that fails in almost every aspect with stupid ideas
and a really weak script with bad actors and the only positive performance is
the character of Mel Bush. It doesn’t
even hold up on a so bad that it is good level. 10/100
Sunday, January 17, 2016
The Dimension Riders by: Daniel Blythe: Excuse the Muddle, Creative Disarray You Know
I’m going to start this
review off by asking you to take a quick look at the cover of this novel. Now it depicts the Doctor intently examining
a chess game between two skeletons, possibly even manipulating the way the game
turns out, but the thing about that is that event doesn’t really happen in the
novel. There are skeletons playing
chess, but they are dead as doornails and the Doctor just gives them a passing
glance. They have absolutely no more
significance than the other skeletons in the scene and they don’t have nearly
as much to do with the overarching plot of the novel. They don’t even tie into the arc that this
novel is supposed to be a part of. The
novel is actually about two plots, one in the twentieth century in Cambridge
and the other in the far future on a Space Station where everyone has
died. From these two plots the story
basically becomes a rip off of the infamous incomplete Tom Baker story Shada. Both stories have large portions at
Cambridge, a book that is dangerous, people who reveal themselves to be Time
Lords, a robot used for comic relief, a companion who doesn’t understand the
time period and even an old professor with short term memory loss, who has
large connections with the Doctor. But
instead of having Douglas Adams’s wit and charm imbued through every page, The
Dimension Riders has any sort of humor sucked out of the novel and the changes
to the basic plot that Blythe made have the awful habit of being really boring.
Blythe also decides to
step away from other Virgin New Adventures and makes his story a more
traditional one instead of being a bit more experimental. That actually makes the novel a bit of a
fresh change bringing the story back to basics even though he is blatantly
ripping off Shada, but the traditional feel is enough to make the novel at
least average for most readers. Blythe
pulls this off most when he is writing for the characters. This time there is no real master plan that
the Doctor is trying to pull off and he is here to save the day, and while I love
it when the Seventh Doctor is the manipulator, it’s great to get an experience
where he is just helping out people in need and trying to unravel a mystery. Ace is also great here as she has great
chemistry with everyone even with her more hardened personality. Her banter with the Doctor and Bernice is
really quite good and she acts a lot more sensible here than in some other
novels. The regular that got the best
treatment however was Benny. It’s almost
comedic on how in my review of Blood Heat I complained about a lack of Benny,
while here she is the best thing about this novel. She gets some great one-liners and is just as
good as she was in Birthright as she wants to learn about the twentieth century. Every scene she is in oozes charisma and I
tip my hat off to Blythe for what he did with her. Blythe does an alright job of continuing the
arc by giving us a glimpse of mysterious figures manipulating events at the
beginning and ending and referencing the events of Blood Heat.
With all that said the
supporting characters are extremely dull and are pale in comparison to the
Shada characters for the exception of Amanda.
Amanda is a Gallifreyan android who is working for the President who is
the Time Lord in charge of St. Matthew’s College at Oxford. That said she still feels out of place. The villains are extremely boring as well and
they don’t really feel like a credible threat.
To summarize, The
Dimension Riders is a novel that is a pale rewrite of Douglas Adams’s Shada
which has the problems of a weak villain, a misleading cover, and an extreme
lack of humor. However it does succeed
in the characterization of the Doctor, Ace and Benny and keeping the feel of
the story back to a traditional story for a breath of fresh air. Still if you take a look at the subtitle of
this review you will see exactly what this story is. 45/100
January Update #1: Upcoming Schedule
So for the last two months I have been able to make it through nineteen Virgin New Adventures, two Novel Adaptations and the 2015 Christmas Special. While I am happy with the output I am currently putting out, I'd like it to be a bit more varied in terms of medium. The reviews of the novels will remain my main focus, but after reading the last episode ranking done by Doctor Who Magazine I'd like to take a look at the top and bottom stories, give them a viewing and review them. Those reviews will alternate one of the quote on quote worst stories followed by one of the quote on quote best stories. There will be a total of fifty reviews, with twenty-five being the worst stories and the other twenty-five being the best stories. The only one on that list I may do out of order is Human Nature/The Family of Blood which will happen when I read the novel Human Nature The timing of these reviews may not be very consistent, but I will try to do one of the worst and one of the best per week.
Next up is the novel reviews. For the month of January they have been going a bit slower than November and December, mainly due to a busy schedule. The speed of these reviews should begin to speed up a bit now and I am already nearly through The Dimension Riders. After that my goal is to be up to Legacy by the end of January and have started the Virgin Missing Adventures by the end of February. That depends on my schedule and anything unforeseen coming up. I also hope to eventually branch out into other reviews of things non Doctor Who related
Below is the tentative schedule for everything until the end of February:
Jan. 17-23
The Dimension Riders
Delta and the Bannermen
The Five Doctors
The Left Handed-Hummingbird
Conundrum
Jan. 24-30
No Future
Four to Doomsday
Earthshock
Tragedy Day
Jan. 31-Feb 6
Legacy
Theatre of War (novel)
Theatre of War (audio)
The Web Planet
The Tomb of the Cybermen
Feb 7-13
All-Consuming Fire (novel)
Love and Monsters
All-Consuming Fire (audio)
The Ark in Space
Blood Harvest
Feb 14-20
Goth Opera
Arc of Infinity
Strange England
The Deadly Assassin
Feb 21-27
First Frontier
Evolution
The Time Monster
St. Anthony's Fire
The Seeds of Doom
Feb 28-March 5
Venusian Lullaby
Falls the Shadow
The Horns of Nimon
The Crystal Bucephalus
The Power of the Daleks
Next up is the novel reviews. For the month of January they have been going a bit slower than November and December, mainly due to a busy schedule. The speed of these reviews should begin to speed up a bit now and I am already nearly through The Dimension Riders. After that my goal is to be up to Legacy by the end of January and have started the Virgin Missing Adventures by the end of February. That depends on my schedule and anything unforeseen coming up. I also hope to eventually branch out into other reviews of things non Doctor Who related
Below is the tentative schedule for everything until the end of February:
Jan. 17-23
The Dimension Riders
Delta and the Bannermen
The Five Doctors
The Left Handed-Hummingbird
Conundrum
Jan. 24-30
No Future
Four to Doomsday
Earthshock
Tragedy Day
Jan. 31-Feb 6
Legacy
Theatre of War (novel)
Theatre of War (audio)
The Web Planet
The Tomb of the Cybermen
Feb 7-13
All-Consuming Fire (novel)
Love and Monsters
All-Consuming Fire (audio)
The Ark in Space
Blood Harvest
Feb 14-20
Goth Opera
Arc of Infinity
Strange England
The Deadly Assassin
Feb 21-27
First Frontier
Evolution
The Time Monster
St. Anthony's Fire
The Seeds of Doom
Feb 28-March 5
Venusian Lullaby
Falls the Shadow
The Horns of Nimon
The Crystal Bucephalus
The Power of the Daleks
Wednesday, January 13, 2016
Blood Heat by: Jim Mortimore: The Other Way
The Silurians have always
been an odd villain for me as I really like Doctor Who and the Silurians and
The Sea Devils, but I agree with the opinion that Warriors of the Deep is an
awful story. When they returned in the
New Series I felt that while I enjoyed The Hungry Earth/Cold Blood, I found it
to be a rehash of Doctor Who and the Silurians.
That, along with the new series redesign, is the real problem I have
with these characters as the types of stories that you can tell are
limited. So Blood Heat by Jim Mortimore,
on the surface looks like it would be another rehash and it is, but it is able
to add enough onto the story type to keep it fresh in the same vain as Jonathan
Morris’s Bloodtide.
The story sees the TARDIS
being dragged into a parallel universe where the difference is that the Doctor
died during the events of Doctor Who and the Silurians. They land twentyish years later after Benny
is dragged out of the TARDIS and the TARDIS is lost into a tar pit to find that
the Silurians have become the dominant species.
The Doctor and Ace of course meet up with the human survivors to take
out the Silurians even though the Doctor wants peace. So you can see the similarities with the
original Silurian story, but the further in you get the more interesting the
story gets as Mortimore vividly characterizes the alternate versions of famous
characters.
First is Jo Grant who has
fallen in love, had a child and become an errand girl for the resistance. While there isn’t much of Jo in the novel,
what we do see is a woman in complete despair as she goes through hell before
being murdered for information. Next we
have Liz Shaw who is mainly unchanged to her television counterpart except once
the Doctor died her morality began to reflect his even more than before. She is the one who tries to be a conscience
among the madness of this new world. Her
initial interactions with the Doctor are extremely bittersweet as the Seventh
Doctor actually shows some human emotion at seeing an old friend pushed to the
brink. Third we have Sergeant Benton who
on television was a bit of a dope always but now he doesn’t care if the
Silurians die, as long as the human race is allowed to survive. Finally we have the Brigadier, who without
the Doctor has lost his moral conscience and has fallen into insanity. He is ready to commit genocide to protect
himself, going so far as to killing Jo Grant for destructor codes. Yet you can still see that he is the
Brigadier we know by the end as the impression Mortimore writes is that he
wants the Doctor to stop him.
Mortimore also does some
interesting things with the Silurians.
The society’s division is nonexistent as they are led by Morka, the
Silurian who was in control by the end of Doctor Who and the Silurians. What is great about this is that we see Morka’s
regret at killing the Doctor and you find out how much he actually wants peace
with the humans but is unable to do so.
While initially the Silurians are villains, by the end of it the tables
have turned and it’s the Brigadier who needs to be taken down. The rest of the supporting cast however aren’t
nearly as in depth as I barely remember minus two characters.
The Doctor, Ace and Benny
are also brilliant in the novel. First
the Doctor gets some great moments as he has to formulate plans and get it out
to Ace without letting the Brigadier know.
He also shows genuine sadness when he sees what happened to his old
friends. Secondly Ace is probably given
her best portrayal since Deceit as she feels more like the Ace we know. She gets her own subplot where she gets to
reunite with Manisha who in this universe is still alive and helping with the
research for the effort against the Silurians.
She also is paired up with a man called Alan who gives her a great
relationship until it is brought to a swift end. Her sections of then novel are the best bits
of the story with some heavy suspense and real joy for once. Finally we come to Benny. Now I’ve complained in past reviews about how
Benny isn’t used to her fullest potential and it happens again in this novel. Basically she becomes a plot device and
really doesn’t have much impact except for some light relief.
The only other real
problem with the novel is that the plot wraps up with peace happening, but the
Doctor destroying the Alternate Universe with a Time Ram in the same way The
Time Monster concluded which you can see from a mile away.
To summarize, Blood Heat succeeds
at evolving a pretty standard plotline above itself by raising the stakes and
changing up the characters enough to keep things interesting, while it fails by
having a rather bland supporting cast outside of people who have doubles in our
universe and eventually wraps up with a bit of a deus ex machina those who have
seen The Time Monster will have already seen.
I give it 80/100.
Wednesday, January 6, 2016
Iceberg by: David Banks: Tin Man, You Do Have A Heart
Now I don’t think I’m the only
fan who thinks that on television the Cybermen have been dreadfully
underused. From their emotions in
Revenge of the Cybermen to their shoehorning into Silver Nemesis, the metal
monsters from Mondas really don’t get the respect they deserve. The shame in this is because of how ingenious
they are as an idea as humanity stripped of all emotions and left as cold
creatures reliant on logic to survive.
Once I figured out that Iceberg would be a Cybermen story I got really
excited considering the author is Cyberleader actor David Banks who had written
reference books on the Cybermen which were acclaimed by critics. I remained optimistic and even with the
optimism I was genuinely impressed with how good the story turned out to be.
Iceberg involves the Doctor
finding Cyber tombs on Earth near the base where The Tenth Planet took place. Not only that, but the Cybermen have been
waiting for twenty years to invade after the failed invasion attempt in The
Invasion because without a successful invasion they are going to die out. This novel basically takes all the problems
of Revenge of the Cybermen and turns them into strengths and truly showing what
a force to be reckoned with the Cybermen can be when written properly. This becomes especially apparent when Banks
describes the conversion process in all its gory glory. He knows just how much to leave to the
imagination by allowing the dismembered corpses to force our protagonist Ruby,
who has shown herself to be strong willed and stomached, to vomit not once, not
twice, but thrice in the face of the devastation around her. Banks also does a good job when it comes to
the exposition to place this story within the Cybermen’s timeline. For them they’ve only seen the Doctor in The
Tenth Planet, The Wheel in Space and The Invasion, three stories where he never
really confronts them so they only know the Doctor as the frail old man from
The Tenth Planet. This fills in the gaps
by creating the Cybercontroller, establishing the search for a place to create
a tomb, and even showing how they know who each regeneration of the Doctor is
and how they get their weakness to gold.
They’re done extremely well as they jump off the page and make the novel
a really exhilarating read. The Cybermen
actually come across as humans who have had their emotions stripped away for
once and act accordingly.
Banks also tackles the Seventh
Doctor with aplomb as here he goes to the SS Elysium, the ship where some of
the story takes place, as a way to take a vacation from the previous
novels. He has become almost a tired old
man and needs to rethink his life and if he is justified in what he does. He escapes the TARDIS in the Jade Pagoda
which is a sort of escape pod, which explains his absence from the story
Birthright. This of course leads to Ace
and Benny being absent from the novel and instead we get the character of
investigative journalist Ruby Duvall.
Ruby is like a mix between Sarah Jane Smith and Liz Shaw two of the show’s
greatest companions going however far she can for a story and using logic to
get through the crazy situations the novel puts her in. She also has an extremely fleshed out
backstory and the story has her work through her issues against her disabled
father. It’s really interesting seeing
that type of arc happen without having Ruby’s father present for the events. Banks also uses the 1939 version of The Wizard of Oz to be an archetype for
the way she deals with things allowing a lot of parallels between the two
stories.
Now that the companion is out of
the way on to the supporting cast of the novel with is extremely large. There are two main parties, the military
stationed at the FLIPback machine, which is set to save the world following in
the footsteps of the Snowcap base in The Tenth Planet, and the rich vacationers
on the SS Elysium. Going through the SS
Elysium is the easiest as they have the least amount of development. There are three characters of note in that
cast. First we have Mike Brack who is a
famous sculptor who caused the injury of Ruby’s father. The only thing of note for him is that he is
a jerk and is used as a red herring throughout the novel which anyone can tell
is just a red herring. Agatha Christe
David Banks is not. The other two
characters are Diana and Leslie who are two actors on the ship in a production
of The Wizard of Oz and become
friends of Ruby. They make a great
double act and get some humor to go along with.
On the base, firstly we have General Pam Cutler, daughter of the General
Cutler from The Tenth Planet, who is just as no nonsense as her father but
doesn’t fall into the same emotional traps.
Her personnel are also varied from the sex-crazed couple to her no
nonsense second in command they all have something to contribute to the story.
Now with all of this praise you
would think there was nothing wrong with this novel, which is entirely
wrong. The novel is approximately two
hundred fifty-three pages which is a reasonable amount for this type of
story. Now once the Doctor appears on
the SS Elysium in the story the novel becomes a really quick read, but the
Doctor doesn’t appear on the ship until one hundred ten pages into the novel
excluding the front page and table of contents.
The same things happen with the Cybermen other than some monologues from
the Cyber Planner. The first pages do
introduce the characters and it works well with Ruby and those on the ship but
not for those on the base. It is the
single element which causes the story to not be perfection and because of that I’m
forced to drop the story from 100/100 down to 85/100.
Saturday, January 2, 2016
Birthright by: Nigel Robinson: I Crossed the Void Beyond the Mind
Looking at the cover for
Birthright I was immediately apprehensive as the author was Nigel Robinson, who
previously wrote the lackluster Timewyrm: Apocalypse which I found a really
generic tale. I also knew that the novel
barely featured the Doctor making this the first real Doctor-lite story of the
series which are a mixed bag in terms of quality so my apprehension should be
understandable. As with most of my
apprehensions of Virgin New Adventures, my apprehensions of Birthright were
wrong as the novel is definitely the best novel since Deceit, probably since
Love and War. This is mainly down to the
focus of the novel being placed on Benny instead of Ace. Now I love Ace, she’s my favorite companion
of the series, but her character post Deceit isn’t very good when it comes to
having to relate to the audience. It is
a fascinating characterization to see her hardened and pushed to her limits
through fighting Daleks, but the problem is that she isn’t as relatable as she
was in the TV series. Benny on the other
hand is a lot more relatable as her backstory has her hardened by the Daleks,
but that has turned her into a sarcastic genius professor who is just a fun
character. Here she is thrown into
London in 1909 with the TARDIS seemingly dead and she has to figure out what
happened and what’s with the murders of young prostitutes that have been going
on four six months. These are the best
portions of the books by far with Benny fending for herself while being
surrounded by death and betrayal. The
final part of the novel also focuses on Benny where we get a surreal experience
where she defeats the villain. The novel
is jam packed with characters that Benny interacts with amazingly well especially
Russian Private Investigator Popov who is a joy to read about as he has a
tragic backstory and is in London because of the Doctor.
Yes the Doctor, while not
physically in the novel bar a flashback near the beginning of the story and
when he returns at the end, makes his presence known as there are references to
a John Smith and how he has this bank account which Benny uses to store the
Time Vector Generator as one of five cosigners (the others being Susan, Sarah
Jane, Mel, and Victoria). Heck he even
saves Barbara Wright’s grandfather and pushes Ben Jackson’s father towards
Benny for help, all without being seen. You can see him moving the chess pieces from behind
the curtain as the plot thickens. Almost
everyone Benny comes across have been contacted by the Doctor to nudge Benny in
the right direction which includes the Prime Minister who bails her out of
prison. The novel also features Muldwych
who is a mysterious time traveler marooned on the planet Antykhon where the
novel’s villains live as the planet dies around them. Muldwych is a hermit who never gives his true
identity, but theories are that he may be K’Anpo from Planet of the Spiders,
but I think he may be the Merlin incarnation of the Doctor as referenced in
Battlefield. He is just as crafty as the
Doctor is, convincing the Queen of the Charrl to find a way to Earth in the
past so he can get the TARDIS.
And on that note, let’s
discuss the Charrl who are a sympathetic species of insects who act as the
story’s villains as they want to claim the Earth as their own planet, taking it
away from humanity by any means necessary.
They go so far as to recruit a human who eventually is absorbed into the
TARDIS becoming an even greater threat to the universe which allows for the
surreal sequence in Part Four. My only
gripe with them is that the Charrl contradict their own morals at points in the
novels. That isn’t my only gripe with
the novel however as Part Two is the weakest portion of the novel. It focuses on Ace on Antykhon who has gotten
herself into a group of rebel humans going against the Charrl to reclaim their
planet. Ace has to take command to
defeat them, but the problem I have with this is that Ace eventually makes an
alliance with the Charrl. This is really
out of character as she should have noticed that the Charrl can’t be trusted by
some of their actions they commit in the other portions of the novel. I think that Ace’s section could have done
with a few more pages so that Robinson could get her back to Earth easier than
what eventually would happen in the novel.
Also the division of the Parts is a bit odd with Part One being the
first half of the novel, Parts Two and Three taking about one-eighth of the
novel each and Part Four taking up the last quarter of the novel. Honestly it would have worked better if Part
Two and Three were combined and Part Four became Part Three.
Even with these flaws
Birthright is one of the best novels I’ve read from the Virgin New Adventures
Line with an extremely engaging story that allows Benny to get another novel to
shine off her great character while the Doctor is nowhere to be seen. With that said I would have to score it a
92/100 as there are a few flaws that bring down the novel’s quality.